Visit Announcement! Stuntslut Simone at The Art Cinema in Hartford Friday 3/13 at 7:30pm (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say lives and breathes Australian Rules Football, with a very cool Visit Announcement from The Art Cinema in Hartford, CT.

My good friend Stuntslut Simone (and her better half, Mr. S) will be visiting the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT this Friday evening for a little R&R, and maybe even a few other acronyms. 

Stuntslut Simone is a smoking hot girl... I have known her and Mr. S for years, are frequent contributors to The Journal, and they are the real deal. From their visits to Chicago over the years, to meet-ups I have arranged for them across the country, they are made for this thing of ours. 

This will be their first visit to the mighty Art, so gentlemen, I want you to welcome them in an extra special way.  Here's how...

1. Be clean and freshly showered. Stuntslut Simone is very particular on this point, and if you show up smelling like a 3-bean salad or motor oil, she will craftily avoid and ignore you. You'll be sad, plus you'll make The Good Doctor look bad since I am the one who suggested she visit The Art.
2. Be respectful - No swarming. This will be a very short visit if you swarm and get pushy.  
3. Stuntslut Simone stays a long time if the vibe is good and the guys are well-behaved. There is no rush here folks, so don't mess up a good thing. 
4. Safe play only. Enough said. 

OK, with the rules of the road out of the way, here is a glimpse of what lies ahead for you if your cards are played right (click the thumbnails to ENLARGE):

So kids, there you have it. This Friday. Stuntslut Simone at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford. 7:30. 

And as always, tell them "Doc sent me!"  They will be looking for you...

Thanks,

Doc