Breaking News! Hawaiian Eyeful will be Attending the Little Black Dress Party TONIGHT at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

Doc here... The news embargo has been lifted on one of tonight's special guests at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Little Black Dress Party.

On the Mount Rushmore of Legendary Ladies in This Thing of Ours, one of the spots is occupied by my good friend, the amazing Hawaiian Eyeful!  Her reports have been viewed collectively more than any other's on The Journal.

And tonight, coming all the way in from Portland, Oregon with her hubby, Mr. Eyeful, Hawaiian Eyeful will be getting her hula on in Chicago at 15th Ave. Adult Theater and the Little Black Dress Party!

I strongly suggest stopping by the event tonight, and checking out this huge adult theater event on Chicago's west side.  You just never know which legendary lady you might run into!

Thanks,
Doc

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UPDATED AT 12 NOON! TONIGHT at 7PM! Beach Blanket Bango at The Art Cinema in Hartford! Hosted by Doc!

UPDATED 7/18 at Noon: Doc here, reporting from Hartford, CT, the scene of tonight's HUGE Beach Blanket Bango event at the mighty Art Cinema.

The decorating is done, and last night we finished up the swag bags for the first 50 male/female couples. The stage is set, the orchestra ready...Are you ready to dance?

It was hopping last night at The Art Cinema, and if that is any indication of what tonight will bring, hang on to your lug nuts. 

An added bonus to last night was that The Good Doctor finally met in person a special out of town visitor to The Art: The legendary Candi O'Leary!  

As a long time contributor to The Journal, I had never had the chance to meet Candi, as she and Mr. O'Leary are based out of Florida.  But that ended last night, as they were warming up for tonight's extravaganza by meeting a few friends up front by the stage area of The Art.

The best part was that Candi and Mr. O'Leary could not have been any nicer!  That, and the fact Candi is a bona-fide smoke show.  Tall, blonde, and naughty! A total package!

Final notes for tonight's event:

• Get to the event early. The swag bags will go quick!
• My Meet & Greet in the lobby starts at 6:45, and runs til 7:45.  Come up, say hello, ask questions. 
• Reminder: The VIP Balcony is for M/F couples only. Single men are not allowed up there at any time.
• On top of security, we will have Art Cinema Ambassadors on site to answer questions during the festivities. 
• Lastly, I would love to meet you during the event tonight.  Step up, & introduce yourselves if I don't do it first. I am easy to pick out of a crowd (meatball scented cologne, plus I look like the Lizardo avatar naturally). 

Do not miss this event, folks. You will be kicking yourself if you do.

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.

Thanks,

Doc

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Updated 7/16:Things are progressing nicely in Hartford in preparation for the event. The team at The Art Cinema was hanging decorations last night, and will continue tomorrow through Friday. 

My in-box has been blowing up with couples and singles stating that they will be there on Saturday night. The confirmations on SLS have been outstanding as well!  I will give you an update later in the week on those numbers.

And I talked with my special physician's assistant for the evening, and she is super- psyched to be returning back to The Art. And no one is happier than I to see her return!

It's getting close, folks. 

Next update Friday FROM HARTFORD. You may want to follow me on Twitter for the latest news>  My handle is @LizardoJournal . 

Thanks.

Doc

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7/13/15 Update: Doc here with an update on the HUGE Beach Blanket Bango Party THIS SATURDAY at the mighty Art Cinema, 255 Franklin Ave in Hartford.

The buzz is high, and this event is shaping up to be The Art Cinema craziest one yet! The Good Doctor is looking forward to the ladies' sexy beach attire, or lack thereof.  

As with all our events, the first 50 male/female couples (with their paid admission) will get an exclusive Art Cinema swag bag, filled with very cool things for all your senses.

I will be flying into Hartford on Friday to begin final prep work for the event, and rumor has it I might have a special physician's assistant alongside me. 

Here is my suggestion kids... Get plenty of rest this week. Take your vitamins and say your prayers, as you will need everything you got Saturday night at The Art Cinema.

Remember to check out the video below for a taste of the fun ahead.

Thanks, and I see you this weekend Hartford!

Doc

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Doc here, a man who some say once managed a fleet of pulled pork sandwich trucks that peppered the New England landscape, with something new and exciting for you, the good readers of The Journal.

The mighty Art Cinema of Hartford, CT will be hosting their next big event on Saturday July 18th at 7pm - Beach Blanket Bango. To promote this event, The Good Doctor whipped up a little something to get your juices going for the event. 

This YouTube video is also up on The Art Cinema's own website, www.theartcinema.com 

Enjoy the video!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! A Fall 2014 Event Evening with JP's Slut Toy at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say was once one of the more obscure X-Men, with a great report from last fall featuring the legendary JP's Slut Toy (along with JP). 

This past Tuesday JP and JP's Slut Toy put on a energetic performance at 15th Ave. Adult Theater (I am dying to get a report on the evening, so if you were there, please e-mail a report HERE and I will get it up ASAP.)  It was a crazy visit to say the least, per multiple outlets. 

Now, onto this report from senior Journal scribe, The Guy with the Glasses. As my go-to guy on 15th Ave. Adult Theater party reports, once again he doesn't disappoint.  His report on JP's Slut Toy is terrific, and worthy of your time this Friday afternoon. 

The report also gives you part of the flavor of what our large 15th Ave. parties are all about...If you have not been to one of them, you really are missing out.

Here we go! Take it away Guy with the Glasses!

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Doc,

It's good to be back ladies and gentleman (and Victor hah)! This is going to be a special flashback issue. I recently saw that JP and JP's Slut Toy paid a visit to 15th Ave on Tuesday 7/7/15, and I wasn't able to make it. However, I am able to tell you regular readers about the time I saw them in action a while back.

You'll have to forgive me for the lack of detail. It has been some time and my memory is a bit fuzzy but it would be hard to forget the performance they put on. Let me paint the picture for you... 

JP's Slut Toy

It was a lovely September or October evening (this occurred sometime around then). The evening was a party night so the theater was packed with couples and singles. During that part of the night the couples were keeping to themselves and the rest of us single guys were on our side of the theater. Just imagine a school dance where one side of the event are guys and the other side are girls with no interaction going on. I was unable to find any action occurring else where in the building so I decided to wait it out in the theater and take a seat.

A couple days prior I spoke to JP through email and he informed me that he and his Slut Toy would be attending the party. From what I remember they normally do not attend the parties since they are quite jam-packed with people. 50-70 couples and countless guys will make the theater a crowded place. From what I gathered they prefer the more quite scene of the weekdays. 

Anyways, while I'm seated and passing time I see a beautiful woman with short blonde hair walk in followed by a handsome gentle man in a suit. I didn't know who they were at the time since all I'd seen are the pictures posted to Doc's blog. As great as JP's Slut Toy looks in photos (and I'm sure Doc will insert some fantastic photos here to back my claim hah), you wouldn't be able to recognize her in real life. She wore a long coat into the theater and that usually means that the lady is wearing something quite revealing underneath.

JP's Slut Toy

As they walk into the theater they skip the couples section and head into the singles side. As luck would have it they take a seat in the row of seats behind me. Right away the two of them "set up camp" and prepare a space for the performance they are about to put on. First JP's Slut Toy takes off her long jacket and underneath she was wearing a black and red possible leather or latex kinky outfit (the details elude me, I remember her looking fantastic). 

As she disrobes, JP grabs a small bullet vibrator. Now I'm not exaggerating when I call their visit a performance. What followed was a straight up master and slave dynamic and its been so long I wouldn't be able to do their dialogue justice. To get an idea of what it was like, imagine JP's Slut Toy asking for permission for just about everything (always incredible to see a gorgeous woman asking permission to orgasm) and JP would either deny or allow her request.

JP's Slut Toy

With the vibrator out JP has his Slut hold it over her clit while she stood up bent over with her legs slightly spread open. If I remember correctly he followed that up with some spanking. Forget light and playful spanks, this was done by a man who had mastered the craft and were firm enough to make me wince. At that time a throng of guys encircled them. I was lucky I didn't have to leave my seat since they were located behind me. The crowd kept a respectful distance and a few were stroking it to the action. 

One guy wanted to get a closer look and he asked JP for permission. He originally wanted to go down on his Slut Toy but JP only allowed him to watch close up with no touching. The guy ended up laying face up underneath her while she finally received permission to cum. I think she might have even got him wet from cumming. Afterwards they packed up and I didn't see them again until the end of the night.

If you've ever been to a party you'd know that at 1am the party room closes down and everyone either heads home or to the theater. The couples that go to the theater generally go to have sex in the couples section or play with the guys. At that point in the night there are no more innocent bystanders hah. 

JP's Slut Toy

I see JP and his Slut Toy in the couples section and they are joining in on the festivities as well. Bear in mind that I had no idea who they were so I was thinking of them as the master and slave couple from earlier. It was only while JP had his Slut bent over a seat and fucked her from behind that I made the connection and realized they must have been JP and his Slut Toy. It was kind of like a eureka moment. When they finished up I finally introduced myself hah.

That was the only thing I remembered about that party night. It is a testament to the great performance they put on that I was able to recall it after such a long time. Any information I may have omitted or gotten wrong is my fault alone, this is all from distant memory.

I'm looking forward to the party this Saturday. I can't imagine some of the outfits the ladies will be wearing to the Summer Lingerie Party. Well, actually I am imagining it which is contributing to the trouble I'm having falling asleep hah. If you constant readers have any questions you can reach me at Chris_tian741@hotmail.com or Christian741 on SLS.com.

P.S. If you see a Hispanic guy who looks like Clark Kent feel free to grab my attention and say hi. No need to be shy, we are at a sex party for God's sake hah.

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Doc here again... Many thanks to The Guy with The Glasses for another top-shelf report! Well done, sir.  I am looking forward to seeing you and all the great couples and single Saturday night 7/11 for the Summer Lingerie Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. Click on the flier on the Parties & Events page for more details.

Thanks also goes out JP's Slut Toy and JP for visiting 15th Ave on a regular basis!

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! The Oral Report Meets Loving Wife and Loving Husband at Xposed Adult Theater in Dallas on 7/3/15

Doc here, a man who some say only wears a unitard on the weekends (and only on Saturday), with a terrific Flash Report from senior reporter The Oral Reporter.

TOR visited Xposed in Dallas once again, and this time met up with fellow Journal reporters Loving Wife & Loving Husband for a little hanky panky. It was wild and wet, but I will let The Oral Reporter tell you all about that.

Take it away, sir...

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Hi Doc,

Well it seems like my luck has been getting better, with my new favorite theater being the Xposed XXX Theater on Mockingbird Lane in Dallas, TX. Not far from Love Field. If any of your readers has ever flown into Dallas on Southwest Airlines, the you have been to Love Field.

This episode was on Friday night, the 3rd of July. I had a date with the same lady Jennifer as I had on my previous visit to Xposed. I used the wrong name for her last time and called her Robin. We have become real fuck buddies so I now know her real name. 

I flew in to Dallas from Midland, TX that afternoon. I got my rental car and drove to my hotel (across from the airport) the Doubletree. Being one of their best customers (nationwide) I was up-graded to a very nice suite. I had made an offer to a couple I had been chatting with by E-Mail. They just sent in a report about their first trip to Xposed, in fact it was their first trip to any XXX theater. (Loving Husband LH, and Loving Wife Love) to share my room with them so they didn't have to drive home in the wee hours of the morning, but they ended up getting a room on their own for the night.

Back to the story...I drove out to pick up Jennifer and we then stopped to get a bite to eat. We then went back to my room, where we wasted no time stripping down and getting on the bed. I had brought some Lube with me and wanted to try it out on her. She started by giving me a wonderful blow job, but then isn't every blow job from a woman's soft lips a wonderful thing?

This lasted for about 15 minutes and the we assumed the 69 position so I could start licking her pussy while she continued sucking my cock. After another 10 or 15 minutes we stopped to get a drink of water and catch our breath. I decided I was going to try out the lube, I lubed up my fingers and started inserting them in her pussy. I had all 4 fingers and my thumb in her pussy up to my knuckles. I thought I would be able to actually fist fuck her pussy, but even with the lube there just wasn't enough stretch in her pussy. Maybe next time!!!

Xposed Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

I withdrew all but two fingers and applied some lube to her asshole, I knew she liked having a finger or two in her ass while I was fingering her pussy and licked her pussy (all at the same time). Jen is a bit of a 3 hole cum slut if you couldn't guess. 

I kept on licking her and fingering her holes for at least another 20 minutes, she had several orgasms. She finally could not take any more. But before getting off of this nice big king sized bed, she decided to finish what she had started about an hour ago. She started sucking my cock and licking my balls. While she worked on my balls I started jacking off and when I was ready to cum, I told her to suck the cum out of my cock. She did just that, and swallowed every drop.

We then showered and headed to the Xposed Theater. We arrived about 7 pm and paid the 20 dollar fee for the two of us. We were way too early and only found one guy in the theaters almost asleep on one of the couches. So we watched the movie for awhile, as the janitor was in there getting the place nice and clean for the expected couples later. (Friday and Saturday are Couples Nights). 

Xposed Adult Theater
Large Theater

After sitting on one of the couches for awhile, a guy came in and asked if we would like to join him in one of the private rooms. Jen was ready for a good fucking, so we said yes and went into a room. He unzipped his pants and let his dick out for Jen to play with. Jen stroked it and sucked it a little but she wanted it in her pussy. She told him he had to use a condom, he didn't have one so I told him to get one at the counter in the ABS portion of the store. He left and as soon as he left the room, there was a knock on the door. It was another guy, we told him he needed a condom, so he left to go and get one. We waited about 15 minutes and neither of the guys came back. Too cheap to buy a condom I guess. 

Sad when you are guaranteed to fuck some nice pussy and maybe be able to fuck her ass as well. With the two of them she could have done DP. She had to be back home by 10pm, so we headed out of the theater so I could get her home.

I knew I was coming back to the theater and made arrangements to meet the Loving Wife and Loving Husband there. I arrived before they did, so in the meantime I started chatting with a single white female (AlleyCat), yes a real Unicorn, they do actually exist. She was probably in her mid to late 20s real cute, and was dressed to play. She even started showing me XXX rated pictures of herself on her phone. I thought this is promising. She was there to meet a girl that she had never met before. I gave her space while waiting on her girl. 

My mind started thinking about either getting with both of them, or at least watching the two of them. Several other guys were trying to get her attention also. At that time I was waiting on the couple, and she was waiting on the girl. My couple arrived then arrived...

Loving Wife told me what she would be wearing so I recognized her right away. I told AlleyCat that my couple was there and I was going to spend time with them. I also invited her to join us.

The couple and I sat on one of the couches, watched the movie and the other couples for a little while and then headed back to one of the private rooms. Loving Wife had told me she was a squirter, and I told her that was great. I enjoy eating pussy and being squirted on at the same time, and she liked her ass played with.

I started licking her nicely shaved pussy, and then slowly inserted one finger in her wet pussy, then inserted one finger in her ass, all the time still licking her pussy. Not long after she was having an orgasm and squirting on my face. I think she thought I was going to quit when the waterworks started. No way, I just kept fingering her holes and licking her we pussy. They had brought a hotel towel to put under her. After about 10 to 15 minutes I told them they should have brought two towels as this one was getting soaked in her pussy juices. Her husband wondered who was going to say Uncle first and call a halt to this long pussy licking and fingering session. I told him it wasn't going to be me, I was enjoying it too much. Loving Wife finally said she had all she could handle and needed some water to replenish what she had squirted on me.

Xposed Adult Theater
Small Theater

I got up and used a towel I had brought with me to dry off my face. We got dressed and went out to the bar. There is a BYOB bar where they serve mixes and water. Loving wife drank down 2 bottles of water to get hydrated again. I saw AlleyCat walking towards me and told her to ask Loving Wife if I was a good pussy licker and if I minded being squirt on. (AlleyCat is a squirter also). Loving Wife was still composing herself but told AlleyCat I was a great pussy licker. I was ready to dive right in and lick Alley Cat if she was ready but she acted like she wasn't interested. Maybe it was the age difference.  We didn't hook up that night, but there is always next time. 

Loving Wife was worn out and totally satisfied for the night, she had cum there to fuck a few guys, but my tongue was all she needed to be totally satisfied.

We will try and meet up at Xposed another time, and I'm going to let her start on me first next time, as she says she loves giving blow jobs. So we still have uncharted territory to explore next time.

My next stop will be Friday night in Memphis. I'll let you know if I have any fun there.

Oral Reporter signing off!!!

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Doc here again...Many thanks to The Oral Reporter for another great and detail filled report from Xposed Adult Theater.  It sounds like TOR had quite the night, as well as Loving Wife and Loving Husband.  Well done, guys!

Thanks,

Doc

Couple's Flash Report! Loving Husband & Loving Wife Visit Xposed in Dallas, TX on 6/13/15 for a His & Hers Report

Doc here, a man who some say finished 5th at a blueberry pie eating contest on the 4th, with a special Couple's Flash Report (for a couple of different reasons).

First of all, please welcome to The Journal, first time contributors Mr. Loving Husband (LH) and his wife, LovingWife (Love). 

LH and Love have done a tremendous job on their first report, and it's a tag team effort!  Love goes first with her point of view on an evening at Xposed in Dallas, TX. And when she is wrapped up, LH steps up and gives his perspective on the evening and events.

This is some great stuff...So sit back, pop open that Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this great report.

Take it away LH and Love!

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Doc-

Mr. LovingHusband (LH for short) and myself LovingWife (Love) had our first visit to an adult theater this past weekend and we thought we'd share a His/Hers review of our experience at the Xposed Theater in Dallas on Saturday 6/13.

Ladies first, so here is LovingWife's review-

I was lucky enough to connect via email with The Oral Reporter and he was very helpful in answering some of my many questions about what to expect and that combined with his previous review made me pretty sure we were going to have a great time on our first adventure. He was going to try and meet us there but unfortunately that didn't work out. There's always next time. I'll apologize if this is too long but I tried to include the kind of information I was looking for a few weeks ago before our first experience.

We weren't really sure what the best time to show up would be and since it was a bit of a drive we decided to err on the side of being early and first arrived to check it out around 7pm. When we first got there we walked around the retail section looking at the toys and movies available. The staff at the front desk were friendly and didn't bat an eye when we asked how the whole theater thing worked. The gentleman we were talking with explained that, since it was a Saturday, after 9pm would be couples only and gave us the basic run down of what we could expect (it was BYOB, there was a theater, playroom etc).

We paid our entrance fee and went back to take a look around. There was really no one there so we poked around and just got the lay of the land. The first thing we walked by were the private rooms. They were all very roomy and I was impressed with how clean everything seemed. We turned the corner to the theater room and it was a nice big area with a lot of couches and they were showing a porn on the wall. It wasn't at all like I was expecting. It was dim but not dark and dirty and my only real complaint is that with all the options out in the front it seems like they could show better porn in the back. Although it did give us something to comment on later while we were relaxing on the couches.

We went back to the playroom and looked around. The huge bed looked like fun and the swing and pole were a nice addition. I'm looking forward to seeing it all in action.
While we were walking around there was a single gentleman who kept following us from room to room. He was respectful and didn't crowd, but since it was just the 3 of it was a bit awkward. I know now that he just wanted to be sure not to miss any of the fun and now I don't think I'd be bothered at all but then it made me a bit uncomfortable.

So we decided to check out the other theater I'd read about - The Lido. It was very similar to Xposed out front - toys and movies. We bought our tickets and went upstairs to the straight theater. When we walked through the door all you could hear was vacuuming. I really appreciate any business like this taking care of cleanliness but it was a definite mood killer. So we walked past the vacuuming and down to the theater. I was disappointed to see the theater when we walked through the door. It was everything I was expecting. Old theater small seats and as we sat down all I could hear was the door in the back opening and closing loudly over and over. No one overstepped but I just wasn't feeling the vibe and was getting a headache from whatever cleaning stuff they were using on the carpets. So we left after about 5 minutes.

We grabbed something to eat and then headed back over to Xposed. It was right about 9:00 when we came back because the staff started getting set up for Couples Night. I was impressed by how present the staff was and that security came through on a fairly regular basis. Not to bother anyone that I saw but to make sure everyone was ok and that there weren't any problems. One of the other things that happened once it was 9:00 was that the bartender/hostess came in. Mr LovingHusband was very smitten with Santana and I admit to having a bit of a girl crush on her as well. She was very friendly and when I said we were feeling a bit lost she took the time to give us the tour and was very frank about what was allowed and what we could expect in the different areas.

To start with we parked ourselves on a couch in the theater, laughed at the bad porn and people watched. There were several single men who had paid for tickets to Couples Night and they were scattered around the theater. After awhile LH's fingers started getting a little frisky under my skirt and that seemed to be the sign they were waiting for. A very polite and attractive guy in a baseball cap came over asked to sit down next to me. I was getting very hot so of course I said yes. Before long he had taken over for LH and I was enjoying the first of several orgasms he gave me before thanking me and getting up from the couch.

Over the next little bit we walked around and sat back down and people watched. We met a few very nice couples that helped us feel more comfortable with everything. They were a big part of why we are already planning our next trip. After a little bit the same guy from earlier came over and we ended up going to a private room where I was skillfully fucked while LH got to watch the show.

We came back to the theater room and there were as many as 8-10 couples coming and going over the next little while and many single guys there as well. We checked out the Playroom next but either I'm too old or the music was just too loud. I wasn't comfortable enough with everything to not be able to communicate with people over the music. Others seemed to enjoy it so that was awesome but we stuck to the theater room.

I guess word got around that LovingWife was there to play because the men were much more overt in their interest after we came out of the private room. None of them were rude and didn't overstep my space unless permission was asked but it was definitely a different vibe than before. While we sat and relaxed an older gentleman sat down and asked to use his fingers on me, which I agreed to readily.

Followed by a younger man in a fedora asking if he could fuck me right there. I wasn't about to turn that down and it was in that moment that I realized I am a bit of an exhibitionist. I enjoyed being the center of that attention, let me tell you. The position I was in wasn't entirely comfortable though so I grabbed my new friend and LH and headed back to the private rooms where I had an amazing time getting fucked by my new friend with a cock that hit all the right places while LH watched.

After that I was ready to head back to the hotel as I was getting a little sore after all the playing. It wasn't exactly what I'd expected and next time I think it will be more relaxing without all the unknowns to worry over but we had a great time and are already planning our next trip.

Can't wait to visit again.

Love

Loving Husband's turn.....

OK, so here's my perspective:

First off, it's not going to be easy for me to slide right into this lifestyle. Not because of any hangups about sex or my relationship with my wife, no, my issues are far more mundane: I'm not a very social person and I'm a bit introverted. I can be social, but while it comes so naturally to some people, it's hard work for me. Keep that in mind the next time you see a wallflower. He/she may be the freakiest fucker out there, but they're just not good at the social aspect.

So, with that in mind, and knowing that I asked my wonderful wife to do all the talking and socializing, I had a blast my first time at Xposed. There was definitely a lot of anxiety involved, but the people were all great, the theater was nice and clean, and watching my wife being pleasured more than a few times was awesome.

We showed up early, not wanting to miss out on any single guys that might catch the wife's eye. It was kinda dead, but we walked around and looked at the different rooms. The private rooms in the entry hallway all have big, wide couches that are easy to clean. Around the corner is the theater, with lots of big, black pleather couches and a bar in the back of the room. (When it's staffed, the bar serves complimentary mixers after 9, but it's BYOB. Water is $2 a bottle.) If you continue through the theater, you'll come to the play room. It's got a mega-bed (just a huge black leather bed) with some benches facing it and some drapes for privacy, there's a stripper pole, and a sex swing. I can see how that room can get intense with the right crowd! Unfortunately, the music was played at a headsplitting volume level, so we didn't spend much time back there.

Since there weren't many other people, we took off and headed to Lido. Lido's theater has a bunch of old, wooden theater seats in a small, classic theater. The seats were way too small for my fat ass and the crowd of vultures (single guys) was a bit too much for us. That's not what drove us out, though. We were both getting headaches from the chemicals they were using to clean the floors. Kudos to them for taking cleaning seriously, but Lido might want to reserve that for the late morning hours from now on, instead of using those noxious chemicals at the beginning of couples night.

We bailed from the Lido and went to grab a bite to eat, then headed back to Xposed. Things were a bit different. For one thing, there were a few other couples there. One of them was lugging around a beer cooler (good idea, I thought). The second thing, and maybe one of the best changes, is that Santana was there. She was the bartender and tour guide. And quite the hottie. She did a good job of making us feel comfortable when we were in a slightly uncomfortable position. She was very helpful and made us feel much more at home.

We sat in the theater for a while, watching some lame porn and some hot porn. It was more interesting to watch the people coming and going. It was cool to see people hook up, and it was hot as hell when a guy finally came and sat next to my wife and asked if he could help out. He introduced my wife to some magical two handed technique right there in the theater! 

Then a very friendly couple came up to us and the other newbie couple sitting on the next couch over and introduced themselves and gave us some friendly advice. That put us even more at ease and made it very easy to agree to go to a private room with magic fingers dude. Let's just say that other parts of his body are just as good at pleasing a woman. That was followed by some more porn and people watching and the introduction of more fingers in the theater, followed by fedora guy offering something more than a finger in the theater. Not sure if it was stage fright, or what, but the wife was amazed at how much the performance improved when we took him to a private room! He gave her exactly what we were hoping to find there for her. It was long and thick and lasted just the right amount of time to wear her out.

We decided to call it a night then. One of the guys had been a little rough with the fingers earlier. Not intentionally, but just enough for her to want to take it easy. I didn't intend to not participate, but that's the way it played out. I was definitely enjoying just watching. I think next time (oh, yes, definitely a next time!) I'll try to be a bit more involved. I guess I'm still a bit self-conscious about my very average (keep telling yourself that, buddy!) size and performance anxiety. Only one way to get over that, though, right?
  

Next time I think we'll bring more stuff. Some things to consider taking to Xposed on couples night: small beer cooler or a bottle of liquor, a sheet or blanket for comfort on the fake leather, a small hand towel or wash cloth, wet wipes, hand sanitizer, and, of course, condoms and lube.

LH

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Doc here again... Wow, where to start on this great report... First of all, a huge thank you to LH and Love for an incredible first report, and congrats on a hot first adult theater experience.  You made a great move talking with The Oral Reporter, and picking his brain on this thing of ours. 

Secondly, you made your first visit a success by not rushing, taking your time, and by picking the ideal for a stress less evening.  Bravo!

I am looking forward to your continuing adventures in this thing of ours...Keep the reports coming in guys!

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report! The Amazing Gemini Turns Two at The Paris Theatre in Portland

Doc here, a man who some say is so secure in his beverage choices that he had the Fresca logo tattooed on his powerful right bicep (a tattoo of a fancy lace-up shoe adorns his left bicep), with a special Couple's Flash Report from my very good friend, the amazing Gemini.

A couple of weeks ago, our friend Gemini was on a mini-tear through The Paris Theatre on a back to back Friday and Saturday night. 

This is a detail rich and well written piece that really showcases the fire that burns inside of Gemini.  And of course, you should pop open a Fresca to fully enjoy this report.

please welcome back to The Journal, my good friend Gemini!

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NIGHT 1 - Friday Night at The Oasis

The last two nights have been such fun. My husband, Jordan, planned for us to go see a couple of local bands both Friday and Saturday night so I could dance the night away. But as a prelude to an evening of music, he brought me to the Paris so I could get my groove on in a more orgasmic way. 

Friday evening as I sat putting on my make-up, he brought me a little cocktail to start my night off. I must be a light-weight because by the time we drove up to the Paris my head was already tipsy and my inhibitions were nowhere to be seen. (And on this note, please forgive me if you were there and my sequence of events is a little off.)

With time short and parking limited, he dropped me at the door to find a spot. I was met by a smiling and friendly Ray (the owner) who knows my M.O. and supplied me with everything I needed – sheets, towels and water.

I immediately went into the Oasis and surveyed the men in the room. There were just under a dozen, but the hour was early and the guys who were there were very, very respectful. I walked to the far end of the rail as they gathered near. There was a good looking man in a ball cap who caught my interest so I unleashed the ladies to let him feel my breasts. Other men politely asked if they could touch and were given permission. I soon had many hands gently caressing me as I made my way across the rail. 

 On the far end there was a handsome man smiling at me as I offered for him to touch. I leaned over to kiss his neck and nibble on his ear. He smelled soooo good I could not resist him! I lowered myself to the slats and asked permission to touch. He responded by opening his jeans for me as I reached through to stroke him. It was time to go into the Annex.

J kissed me with lustful passion as I drank in the scent of him. Panama Mike rounded up a pillow for my knees. I sat on the edge of the bench with him standing in front of me. His delicious cock came out and I began to savor it with my tongue – wetting it with my saliva and then wetting my lips with his head. The pillow arrived and we switched places. I laid him back on the sheet covered bench, knelt down and went to work. With my breasts pressed against his balls, I slid my mouth softly, then firmly up and down his shaft. I closed my eyes as everything left my world except for this stranger’s beautiful cock. Within minutes I could feel his body tense as streams of cum filled my mouth. I looked up to see a line of men watching, as I swallowed him down with a big drink of water.

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Breasts still out, I stood by the men at the rail as they politely asked to touch. Dave and Dan fondled me as Ball Cap, “R”, stood a step behind them. I reached to him, grabbing his shirt to pull him closer. Without much hesitation, I invited him in the Annex. As he undid his jeans, he mentioned something about me having two at once. With unabashed boldness I turned to the crowd and said, “Who wants to fuck me?” (It was a little unladylike and not usually my style, but like I said…the inhibitions were down.) 

A hand shot in the air and I invited a young guy named Dave in with us. I got on my hands and knees, as two cocks penetrated me on either end. We found a perfect rhythm as they slid in and out in alternate timing. I was soon cumming as Dave thrust deep inside. Then without notice, R’s cum shot like gunfire down my throat. I didn’t even need to swallow as it went straight to my stomach. Dave asked if I needed a break – but I did not so he continued.

He flipped me over fucked me for an eternity, finally asking again if I needed a break. I didn’t, but thought maybe he did since he was getting quite a workout. No, he didn’t. He continued to pound into me, his cock fitting nicely inside my wet puss. My eyes squeezed shut as he brought me to a heighted orgasm, and he did not miss a beat as he continued through, once again asking if I needed a break. “No, I don’t, but you must by now,” I said. “No, I’m good,” he replied. “What are you… 15?!,” I answered astonished by his stamina. The crowd laughed as he carried on. I could feel my body start to climax with every thrust. I grabbed the sides of the bench and threw my head back. “I’m gonna cum…” I told him as my voice got higher and louder. He pounded harder and faster as we reached the heights together.

As Dave dressed, I again turned to the crowd and said, “Who’s good with their fingers?” Another hand shot up as a young guy named Dan said, “I am!” He was invited in and I asked him again – “You’re good with your fingers?” “Well, I’ll give it a try!” He was pretty young and I thought he would probably be fairly inexperienced, but I thought “What the hell? I’ll be his Mrs. Robinson!” I smiled at the thought of this as he asked if I wanted him to lick me. “Um… sure, why not?” I didn’t have high expectations, but I’ll be damned if that kid didn’t hit the spot right off the bat! “Oh my god!” I gasped, “I’m so glad I said yes!” He worked his tender tongue around my most sensitive areas, then proceeded to work his fingers inside. There’s something to be said for natural talent. Dave and Dan could both become unassuming masters of this thing of ours in time. They are both eager, clean, respectful, and willing to learn. I love it.

My time was nearing an end, but once more I went over to the rail where I met Tony. He was in a striped shirt and kind of reminded me of one of the judges of Ink Master. He was a silver tongued gent who stroked my ego with an endless line of compliments. His hand was through the rail as he stroked between my thighs and into my wetness. Tony was invited in and suited up his cock as I began to suck him. He then laid me back on the bench and fingered me some more, whispering all the things a woman wants to hear to make her feel sexy. I reached down and rubbed my clit while he continued. My blood rushed and my back arched as I was brought to a mind numbing orgasm. I was told later that I loudly begged him to continue as one after another the waves continued. I don’t even recall being able to speak.

When the fog cleared, I saw it was time to go. There was a club somewhere with a great band, and if I could get my legs to work, I was going dancing. I cleaned up, Jordan and I said our goodbyes, not realizing we would be back again the next day.

NIGHT 2: Same Bat Time – Same Bat Place

Round Two, and I had even less time than the day before. The number of men at the Oasis rail was pretty thin, as it was still very early for a Saturday evening. I unbuttoned my blouse as I eyed Panama Mike. He is such a gentleman and always assists with supplies and crowd control if needed. But there is nothing like seeing the lust sparkle in his eyes when he knows I am about to wrap my mouth around him. He fondled my breast as I whispered in his ear. “I know what you want.” “Yes, baby, you do.” He said already breathless. “Tell me. Tell me what you want.” “I want you to suck me. I want my cock in your mouth.” “Well then, let’s get over to the Annex.”

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I realized there were no pillows, so he asked Ray who brought me a couple to choose from – I took both. Mike stood in front of me as we dropped his jeans. I looked him in the eyes and gave him wicked smile as I laid him back on the bench. He moaned as soon as my tongue touched his cock. I worked my way around his shaft and up to the head, as waited for the moment for me to take him full on in my mouth. When I did, his body went rigid and he was soon orgasming inside my wet mouth.

A drink of water and I was back at the Annex rail looking for the next. I found a man who had intensity in his eyes and I couldn’t resist. He had a full beard and a stocky build. I proceeded to suck him and his hands were firm as grabbed my hair. Having a room full of guys staring at him was giving him some difficulty, so we brought in another man to help out. He was a young dark skinned man. A handsome tall drink of water who happily joined in the fun. He unzipped and I went in for the tasting. His dark veiny member grew and grew as I licked and sucked. I knew I wanted him inside of me, and he wanted me doggie style. 

He suited up for safety and started to penetrate me a little fast and hard. “Oh, slow, slow.” I said. “This is a little tight. Give me a minute to take it all in.” He did what I asked and increased speed only as the walls of my puss gave way to this foreign cock, lubing him with my natural juices. The bearded man grabbed my hair gently but firmly, pulling my head back as the dark man thrust into me. I could still hardly take the length of him, so he flipped me over missionary style. Perfect.

With breasts exposed the bearded man began to stroke his cock over my face. “Can I shoot this in your mouth?” he asked. “Please cum right here so I can see it,” I said massaging my breasts. He continued to stroke as I continued getting pumped. I could hear the moaning start as cum began to spray my breast, neck and face. It turned me on and I began to orgasm myself. My puss tightened around the dark man’s cock and he also began to cum. Wow – all three in a row. It was like a contagious yawn, but with the opposite feeling.

My time was up and it was time to clean up. I took a while in the ladies room to get ready for dancing, then Jordan and I chatted with Brent and some of the guys in the lobby before we left.

I can’t wait for Kinky Karaoke on Sunday, May31st at The Paris. It’ll be fun to have a little bit of music and entertainment. Something different. Hope to see you all there!

Fondly,

~Gemini

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Doc here again... Wow, where to start on this one?  An incredible report from the POV of one of the legendary ladies of the Portland adult theater scene. And to answer your questions, yes, in real life, Gemini is every bit as insatiable as this report paints her to be. 

Thanks again Gemini for another 5-Star report!  Keep the cards and letters coming in...

Thanks,

Doc