Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Flash Report! Johnny Paradise on a Sunday at Cinema Arts in Bay City, MI

Doc here, a man who some say knows that the best teacher is experience and not through someone's distorted point of view.

There are a few contributors that when their e-mails hit my in-box, I get truly excited to read them. And right on top of that list is Johnny Paradise. His reports take us on a journey, and through his words we transport ourselves to where he was once.

And it's a glorious ride.

Take it away, sir.

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Doc,

On a sleepy summer Sunday afternoon in Bay City, Michigan, time does anything but move quickly.

It ambles, it saunters, it strolls along quiet small town streets that seem, despite unmistakable touches of modern flair, to have been permanently etched in that undefined but palpably real place known as yesteryear.


Times washes in like a nostalgic daydream over the beautiful blue waters of Lake Huron, it breezes through the neighboring corn fields,  it lingers in the shadow of the massive Michigan Sugar tower, that shiny red and silvery steel monument to Midwestern agricultural production.


Cinema Arts
Bay City, MI


Time window shops in the Nut House (since 1904, says the sign, and in Bay City there is no reason to doubt that this is exactly so) and peers in the long stretch of antique shops that draw travelers, tourists, locals, workers, farmers, professionals, drifters, moms and aunts and friends and the occasional only slightly out of place hipster who may or may not realize, ironically, that the city itself is something of an antique; no – a curio. It is a small towner’s big city and it is an urbanite’s small town, it is urban, it is rural, it is however you see it and it is almost whatever you want it to be.

It is, on a Sunday afternoon, slow….quiet, peaceful, quaint.  Places like this are never exactly what they seem.

I found myself in Bay City traveling south along the thumb to Saginaw after a weekend of contemplation on the beach. On the dusty outskirts of the city there is a place known to fellow travelers in this great unnamed hobby… known but not famous. It is the Cinema Arts Theatre. It is on an unassuming section of an unassuming street, next to an ancient barber shop on one side and on the other a rough looking bar not quite picturesque enough to be a dive. The theatre was built, I believe, in the 30s, and though there are very few vestiges of its original incarnation remaining, there is, if you will allow a touch of romanticism, a certain sense of the place that it once was…there is a touch of the forgotten… and one strains to see the invisible indelible presences of phantoms in the dimly lit store, in the long corridor to the booths and the tiny theatre…

I am no spiritualist. But if any place ever felt haunted by the ghosts of forgotten glory, it is this forsaken sin-soaked cinematheque on the quiescent fringes of this miniature midwestern metropolis.

The practical details – prices, layout, and such – have been offered before. My responsibilities as a “journalist” compel me to report that there are two “couples nights” now – Thursday and Saturday.  I have heard many things about this place but have never seen anything save for a glimmer, a promise, an exquisite possibility.

That did not change today. The crowd in the theatre was composed exclusively of men over 50 – farmers and laborers by their look, and in that healthy rural way of looking they might have been as as old as 80. They sat scattered through the small room staring lazily at the video image in front. One man reached into his pants with a body posture that shouted adherence to some unspoken responsibility much more than the sudden impulse of carnal passion; another weekend chore snuck in on a day of rest. In Bay City, it seems, even masturbation is an unrushed affair.

Then there was a couple. An incredibly sharp looking couple – passers-by, I sensed, not locals, from their dress and their manner and their bearing.  She was pure atomic bombshell, busty and blonde and beautifully wrought from some plutonium daydream of Hollywood glamour. He was solid and handsome, at once professorial but seeming like he belonged on the gridiron, dressed casually as if he had just stepped off a yacht. They entered the store area and looked quizzically and admiringly at the retail stock, shared whispered secrets, laughed and looked and pondered and teased each other. They spoke to the clerk.

She went to use the bathroom and he checked out the theatre, briefly, only as long as it would take for someone’s eyes to adjust to the darkness and the disappointing realization about the demographic of the gathered throng. They purchased something and left. Had they stayed I anticipate others would have shown up. From the texting I observed today it seems there is some serious pipeline of information concerning the goings on here. Had they stayed, EVERYTHING would suddenly have been different. I could feel that. There is something going on here, even on a Sunday.

Soon thereafter I departed, slowly rolling out of town towards Saginaw and even before crossing the city line I made plans to return. I felt, again, after months of contemplative inaction, the irresistible pull of the road and the inescapable fascination that these forgotten, forsaken, forlorn, forbidden locations offer, the taste of that sugary sweet adrenaline high I felt today, splashed in lurid color and almost total darkness.

I made it to Saginaw and ate at Halo Burger. It was delicious.


Johnny Paradise

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Doc here again... Many, many thanks to Johnny Paradise for this great report.  We are lucky to have him contribute here...

Thanks,
Doc
 
@Lizardojournal on Twitter

Monday, 21 July 2014

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: A Return from Portland and a Peak Ahead (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say has an un-natural attraction to Voodoo Donuts, with a Quick Note from my desk, deep in the Valley near the small women's liberals arts college.

The image at the left was taken about two minutes before I passed out on my flight back from Portland to Chicago's Midway Aerodrome. That's Mt. St. Helens on the left, and Mt. Adams on the right. And lucky for The Good Doctor, they were not the only lovely peaks I saw this past weekend in what the locals call Rip City.

If you have never been to Portland, you are missing something big. It's a city like no other I have traveled to in my 24 years on the road. It's the perfect setting for many things: Best food trucks I have ever sampled. Best specialty shops. Best Goddamn donuts on God's green earth. And best of all... Two top shelf adult theaters.


My Portland report will include a CRAZY Friday night at The Paris Theater with three of the legendary ladies of the Portland adult theater scene: Gemini, Hawaiian Eyeful, and Bambi. It will include many hours spent with the AWESOME Jessica at The Oregon Theater, and her assistance as I photographed the interior of The OT. And Saturday, Jesus Christ, what a day and night.  Playing with Bambi & Thumper at The Oregon Theater. Meeting the last remaining members of the Mount Rushmore of Portland Adult Theater women: Koral and Ms. Fullswing. And for dessert? A crazy 4 hours with the adorable Ashbaby, the sexy L: The Girl with No Nickname, and her bf/escort, C from the City.

Getting to spend some time with my colleague and good friend Brent was long overdue. It was greet seeing you sir!

In terms of eye candy, you'll get some. How about a rare series of pics of Hawaiian Eyeful, Bambi, and Gemini taken by your old friend in the white suit and aviators? Gorgeous pics of interior of The Oregon Theater (again, by Doc).

It's all coming very soon to The Journal, your one stop shop for this thing of ours.

Thanks,
Doc
@Lizardojournal on Twitter

Thursday, 17 July 2014

On the Road with The Good Doctor: Off to Portland Edition!

Doc here, a man who some say is way overdue for a Voodoo Donut, with a weekend update on my return to Portland Oregon, USA this coming weekend.

It's going to be a busy weekend in the Rose City for your old friend in the aviators and white suit, but a fun one as well.

On Friday night, sometime between 8 and 9p, I will be bringing some special friends of mine along to the Paris Theatre for a field trip of sorts. And by field trip, I mean a strong potential of monkey business. If you are a couple, please join us. Guys, play nice, be clean, and who knows what may happen.

Saturday night, I will be visiting The Oregon Theater earlier in the evening, and back to the Paris for the later festivities. Times are not set in stone.

I am looking forward to meeting new friends and old ones too. Just seek out the short Sicilian who has just the faint smell of meatballs about him. It just may be me.

Lastly, if you want the latest from The Good Doctor on this trip, follow me on Twitter: @LizardoJournal or https://twitter.com/LizardoJournal. You will get updates and pics as the evening progresses.

Deal? Deal.

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, 15 July 2014

Visit Announcement for TONIGHT @ 8PM!!! The Return of M&A at CTs Adult Theater in Gary (w/2 PICS)

Doc here with a last minute Visit Announcement for TONIGHT, Tuesday July 15th at 8PM.

Yes, it is the long-awaited return of M&A to CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN after almost a year and a half absence.

A is an insatiable Asian beauty with an appetite for cock unlike just about anyone I have ever met in the lifestyle.  In 2012 she and her partner in crime M set the Chicagoland adult theater scene on it's ear with a series of visits that were legendary. I should know, as I was in attendance at the first and possibly the craziest visit.


Well kids, they have returned.  And they deserve a number of 21 gun salutes from both new fans and old ones.

So join them TONIGHT @ 8PM at CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN (address in the Dr. Emilio's Database off the home page).  And if you see M&A tonight, tell 'em that "Doc sent me!"

Here are a couple of pics of "A" to wet your whistle... Enjoy

Thanks,
Doc

The Insatiable "A"

Field/Flash Report! Waverly Books & Video in Waverly, VA by Ray

Doc here, a man who some say spends 4 weekends a year as a Civil War re-enactor, assuming the role of Colonel Lingus from the Confederate Army, with a terrific Field/Flash Report from senior reporter Ray.

Ray visited essentially one of the last of the adult mini-theaters in Virginia, Waverly Books & Video (address in the Dr. Emilio's adult theater database), and has filed this report to the news desk.

Take it away, sir!

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Hi Doc,

The Country Book Store, aka Waverly Book and Video is an unassuming looking place in the middle of nowhere. The town of Waverly seems to be crossroads somewhere between Petersburg and the Hampton Rhoads area, though it is big enough for a small fast food restaurant, so someone must live there, or at least drive through from time to time.  The purpose of my visit was to drop in on the bookstore, of course. It has been several years since my last visit, and since my memories of the place are good I was hoping that things had not changed.

From the outside, the last thing you would expect to find inside is a porn theater. But that's exactly what you will find, and more. The building is old, but clean. The front area is a sparsely stocked retail store, featuring discount DVDs and a few toys. I suspect no one goes to Waverly to make a purchase. Like me, they plunk down 20 bucks for the right to prowl through the other areas of the store (Couples are free). $20 seems steep, but that gives you access to the video booths, which play non-stop; three private rooms; and the theater.

I gather that most people who come to Waverly are regulars, since there are absolutely no signs in the place. After paying your admission, walk to the end of the counter and turn left to get to the booths and private rooms. About two thirds of the booths have gloryholes. The private rooms each have a faux leather love seat and plenty of room for more than just a couple.

The theater entrance is immediately to the right of the door that leads to the back parking lot. Four couches create four rows along the right wall. Two others are placed along the left wall, facing the other four. This makes for nice viewing of the action. At least it did this week when I dropped in on a weeknight. I purposely came early, thinking that most couples would probably make an early evening of it, knowing they had a long drive back to civilization and a work day in the morning. There were maybe a dozen guys in and out of the place from about 6 until 8.

Victor Buono as King Tut
(Batman '66)
A few minutes after 8 a couple walked in the front door. They were 30-ish, and were clearly not strangers to the place. His hairstyle and beard reminded me of King Tut from that 60's Batman series. She was a little waif of a redhead with long, straight hair framing her pale face and trendy black glasses. She wore a long, flowing black skirt, and a form fitting black top. She had a breezy, relaxed look about her, which I took as a good sign. They headed to a private room for a few minutes, and then made their way to the theater. They took a seat in the second couch, immediately in front of me as I was sitting on one of those "sideways" sofas across the aisle. A few other guys followed them in, of course.

She wasted no time, dropping straight to her knees and giving her man a slow, deliberate blowjob, with long, smooth strokes. The only light in the room came from the screen, so my view was limited to a silhouette, except for those times that she would pull her head up and look at her man. After a few minutes, another patron asked if he could join them on the couch. No problem, said the king, lying back and enjoying her royal treatment. Over the next few minutes, I saw him glance at their couchmate a time or two. I was hoping that she might have slid down the couch to treat him to a blowjob, as well. That would have also given me a much better view and, perhaps, even the next place in line.

That was not to be. She kept her focus on her man. As he got closer, she sat up tall, pulling her top up over her full, pale tits, wrapping them around his dick and letting him thrust for a while. Then she lowered her mouth again, faster now, until he blew his load all over her chest. With that, she covered up and they stepped out of the theater. The locals tell me that she comes in from time to time, and that she had probably gone back to a private room to compose herself, before returning to the theater to add more jizz to her chest. Sadly, she slipped out into the night.

Not my best experience at Waverly, but certainly worth the drive for a sensuous show from a sweet girl. Should you ever find yourself near the middle of nowhere in Virginia, you will find that the detour to Waverly will probably be worth your while.


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Doc here again... Many thanks to Ray and his latest report from the trenches in this thing of ours. I have two more reports in the can from Ray... One from Atlanta's Buford Twin Highway Theater, and the other from the Berlin News Agency.

Stay tuned.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! "It Started on the Stairs" - Friday July 11th @ The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR by Brent

Doc here, a man who some say was once the Grand Marshall of the Grand Floral Parade in Portland, only to be ousted from that position after he was caught giving mustache rides to ladies in an alley off of Burnside.
 
Mt good friend and colleague, Brent from Portland, posted this tremendous report from a very hot night of theater sex action at The Paris Theatre on Friday night. I would be remiss if I didn't share it with you, the good readers of The Journal.
 
Here we go...
 
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Doctor,

My computer is being constantly monitored while I'm on The Internet, looking for words and phrases that will help marketers get ideas on things I might be interested in buying. Hence my Spam folder is full of emails enticing me to click on to websites to buy..........flags!
 
Thanks, Paris!
 
Last night I  took things for granted until the end of the night when the last couple and single woman  reminded me why "this thing of ours" is still so vital to me. I spent a large portion of the evening at The Paris in front of the big fan, wondering if maybe I should be over at The Oregon where  couples were coming and going and Jessica had already reported on a great show by a hot little 18 year old.
 
Things got better when K and J showed up at The Paris and a friend of theirs from the bay area was there to greet them. He fucked her for a while and then other studs took over. She was a busy gal last night, getting fucked in The Annex and in The Oasis, by all shapes sizes and colors. Her pussy reminded me of that movie, " A River Runs Through It." Of sperm, that is. Talk about your white water rafting.  She is so sexy, with her big breasts, long sturdy legs and insatiable  sex drive. She had a dreamy satisfied look on her face while this one guy long- fucked her with his big table side pepper grinder.
 
Ladies ,forget about face lifts and anti aging cream. Just get fucked by an eager young stud who can keep up with you and watch the years wash away from your face.  
 
There were other couples in and out. One pretty girl gotturned on watching J get fucked . She showed her breasts and made out with her boyfriend on one of the benches near the railing next to The Penis Gallery.
 
J and K left around  2:30 am . There were no couples and the streets around The Paris were getting quiet after a hot night of clubbing and drinking. I decided to give it until 3 am. If no couples showed up I was calling it a night.
 
Ten minutes before 3 am, a  couple walked in to  The Paris. He was tall with boyish good looks and she was a cute soccer mom type with light brown hair and a soft curvy body. They started out in The Oasis. She was rubbing her pussy through her shorts with one hand and playing with his dick with the other hand. Then she got on her knees and started giving him a blow job.
The Paris Theatre & Voodoo Donuts
Portland Traditions
 
Guys were standing next to the chain when the clerk came in with a single girl who looked a little bit like Leah Remini, only skinnier. The clerk chased the guys off the stairs and the single gal went back out with the clerk. Meanwhile the couple got up and left The Oasis like they were going to leave, but instead of leaving, She suddenly dropped to her knees and started sucking the dick of one of the young guys who had been standing next to the chain. He was a good looking latin or light skinned black, military type, very clean cut and very anxious to be with her. I reached in and started rubbing her pussy and soon she was surrounded by men and loving it.
 
They managed to make their way to The Arena and soon the eager military stud was fucking her very wet pussy, an older guy was face fucking her and she was eagerly sucking back on it, and, she was jerking guys off with both hands. She was a busy little beaver, a one woman band of 'this thing of ours'. I'm not sure how many guys she fucked, sucked off or jacked off but at least three guys fucked her twice. I could see the lust on her face. There wasn't a dick she wouldn't suck jack or let slide into her sweet pratt as long as it was hard and, in the case of her vagina, it had to be wrapped.  She sucked and fucked old, young, fat, thin, three inches to ten inches, white, brown or black, cut or with the skin pulled back. When she didn't have a dick in her pussy there was a licking tongue or probing fingers keeping her in a perpetual state of arousal.
 
Meanwhile the single girl was sucking off a few guys  next to The Arena. Then I  noticed she was in the little theater (there was a lot of crossover last night)  Then she was back watching the cute soccer mom.  Guys were around her with their dicks out. She finally found two guys she liked and disappeared with them. She didn't take her clothes off or show any of her charms while she was there. I think she was looking for a specific type of man and didn't want to reveal too much in the theater.
 
The couple was getting ready to leave. She was standing in front of the big fan to cool off. The first guy to fuck her, the eager guy, was rubbing her back. Other men were standing around with big smiles on their faces . They all knew they had been part of something special.
 
On the way out the door she said to her husband. "I ended up doing a lot more than thought I would tonight."
 
Amen to that.
 
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Doc here again... Many thanks to Brent to yet another 5-Star adult theater report from the poet laureate of this thing of ours.  I will see you this weekend in Portland, sir.
 
Thanks,
Doc

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