Smut for a Sunday Evening: Gobble This Edition! (w/ 20 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say once ate a 21 pound turkey all by himself, with the only side effect being an intense fear of pilgrims and shoes with buckles on them, with a special edition of Smut for a Sunday Evening. My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders...

Ah, Thanksgiving. The holiday where one sits around a festive table, next to your loved ones, and to a person everyone is checking their phones. 

By now, all your relatives have gone home, and normalcy is returning. I'd like to help re-introduce you to the real world with a solid edition of Smut for a Sunday Evening. Real pics from real readers and reporters for The Journal. Nothing pilfered from another site, nothing swiped from Google Images, just contributors to The Journal of Adult Theaters.

So sit back, unbutton the top of your pants (like my favorite Uncle Umberto), and enjoy Smut for a Sunday Evening: Gobble This Editon.

Thanks,
Doc

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Flash Report! The Black Hat at The Berlin News Agency in NJ on 10/26/14

Doc here, a man who some say once waited in a Black Friday line for a great deal on a Miracle Whip straightener, with a Flash Report from senior reporter The Black Hat.

TBH ventured to the terrific Berlin News Agency the day after his most recent trip to The Art Cinema in Hartford, and has filed this report to the news desk here at The Journal.

Take it away, sir.

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Doc,

I made a stop at Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ on my drive South on Sunday 10/26.  I pulled in and said hello to Paul who was on duty and he informed me there was a couple in the booth area.  I paid my fee and buzzed in, and I made my way to a back a booth where from the sounds I determined that some action was being engaged in through the wall.  I waited patiently and the guy standing in the hall next to me made no motion to the booth as a middle aged man exited.  I filled the vacancy and dropped a few dollars in to the slot.

The Berlin News Agency

I squatted down to observe through the glory hole and saw a 40ish couple having fun.  She was on the seat blowing her man and after a few minutes she got up and turned around as he slid into her from behind.  I immediately got hard and got the signal to present my cock.  This was an experienced woman who spent a good amount of time on the head of my cock.  After about 10 minutes of ecstasy I let her know I was about to blow, she welcomed it and sucked it down her throat all the while getting pounded from behind by her guy.

I said thank you and made my exit and decided to check out the theater.  Not much going on, the couple did venture in and we chatted for a few but nothing more and they left.  I made my exit shortly thereafter and headed on down the road.

All in all a great theater weekend.  I observed some very hot action in CT and then received a no frills BJ in NJ.  And that my friends is the beauty of this thing of ours!  I’m headed to NJ again on 12/2 and hope to stop in at BNA again and hopefully I can get back out to Chicago and 15^th Ave before the end of the year.  

Till then, be cool.

I am...

The Black Hat

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Doc here again... Many thanks to The Black Hat for yet another top shelf report from this thing of ours. Keep them coming, sir!

Thanks,

Doc

International Couple's Flash Report! The Mysterious Maya in Argentina! (w/PICS!)

Doc here with a fantastic International Couple's Flash Report from my good friend, The Mysterious Maya.

In this report, she and her hubby are in Argentina, and things are getting very hot and steamy. 

Take it away, Maya!

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Hi Doc

See you are keeping busy busy! The blog has evolved quite some during the recent past!!

We have been back in Argentina and went to a new GB place called Zulmaevents which was really nothing to write home about. The place was not conducive to any fun and had to walk away after a while.

So it was back to CLASS in the city of Buenos Aires the next day where on Thursdays they have a nooner GB session from 12 to 4 pm only. We prefer this as over there the traditional times are somewhere between midnight and 1 am and last for 2-3 hours. 

The Real Maya

It was definitely different from last year when I was the only girl and had to sacrifice for all the gentlemen at the place several times. There where several girls, a few very nice looking too there, and a few guys, so first impressions where not quite the best.

Boy was I wrong!!!! We decided to go upstairs, me wearing high heels and a micro mini and showing off so that whoever cared to look up could see me wearing no panties. In one of the rooms there was a girl and a couple of guys doing some hanky panky. We watched for a minute or so and then went into a nearby room where I stood in front of hubby, who was sitting on a couch and bent down to suck him thereby exposing my cuntie in all its glory.

I do not know where they all came from, it took very little to have several guys watching and when hubby asked if anybody wanted to mount me from behind while standing, I had the first one slide into me giving my that delicious sense of power/submission and pride/pleasure.

The Real Maya

And they kept on cumming in the most biblical sense. Every time I looked there where more, and although 2 nice girls joined us there was enough to spread the joy around.  For a grand total of 90 minutes I was put to good use spreading pleasure.

Sucked a few, even gave a couple happy endings with my mouth (an no condoms) but curiously enough most where keen on breeding me, and it was a thing of beauty.

The Real Maya

Sat on one gentleman at his request, but the rest was a combo of doggy style and plain old missionary ridings and most guys touched a lot, grabbed my titties, kissed me, and moaned terms of endearment praising my tight cunt and so on. Such a heavenly feeling when they cum deep inside me.

I know its recurrent in my reports, but one of my overwhelming feelings is one of the utmost pride when they show and offer their cocks and totally molest me. I am a desperate whore, lol.

Went and performed three times, and at least once I passed the 20 cumloads. WOW

Once more allow me to ask your readers to contact me at swgirl1978@yahoo.com  . Love it when they drop in and chat. Get a kick when they ask how I got started as a very young girl, my adventures, and want to see pics and videos. Some have offered tributes and then sent me back videos of their cum all over me. Thrilling!!!!

Love you Doc!!!!

Maya 

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Doc here again... Many, many thanks to the awesome Mysterious Maya for another hot and naughty report from abroad!  Do me favor folks... Drop Maya an e-mail and let her know how much you enjoy her reports here on The Journal!  She loves the feedback!

Just tell her Doc sent you!

Thanks,

Doc 

New Poll! "If I could snap my fingers and go to any adult theater in the country, where would I go?"

Doc here, a man who votes early and then forgets where he parked, with a new poll for you, the good readers of The Journal.

The adult theater genie has granted you one wish, and you can go to any adult theater in the entire country.  Which adult theater do you choose?

That's a tough question, isn't it? If you are a couple, your answer may be different than if you are a single.  Do you desire hardcore action, or a more private experience? 

The Good Doctor has given you 10 choices in the new poll located on the right hand section of the home page. Each theater is awesome in it's own right, and for different reasons. So I have given you the perennial top theaters in the Power Rankings (which are updated every week).

I have listed all of the adult theaters below, with a photo of each one. 



The Candidates:

15th Ave.Adult Theater
Chicago, IL
www.15thavetheater.com

The Art Cinema
Hartford, CT
www.theartcinema.com

The Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ
www.theberlinnewsagency.com

Cinema 309
Wilkes-Barre, PA
http://www.cinema309.com/

CTs Adult Theater
Gary, IN

Fantasyland
Tampa, FL
http://fantasylandtampa.us/

The Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

The Oregon Theater
Portland, OR

The Paris Theatre
Portland, OR
http://raysparistheatre.com/

Westwood Theatre Private Club
Toledo, OH
www.westwoodadult.com













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Doc here again... Make sure you vote (only one per customer) for your most desired theater.  The poll ends on 12/14 at 11:59PM CT. 

Thanks!

-Doc

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Black Friday Edition

Doc here, a man who some say much prefers the company of a pretty girl and a cannoli, as opposed to a pretty girl alone, with a quick note from my desk, deep in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college. 

It's Black Friday, a day that sees people waiting in line through the wee hours of the morning in sub-freezing temps for the chance to buy a $6 solar powered pencil sharpener.  It is also a day in which (if history repeats itself) quality adult theater action occurs. 

Case in point: Black Friday 2012 
The Good Doctor had an early morning meeting on the southwest side of Chicago, which wrapped up by 10:30am. I pointed the dearly departed Lizardo 3000 towards 15th Ave. Adult Theater on the far west side for a little R&R.


A very hot couple who I now know well arrived at 15th Ave around 11:30 that morning. This couple was The Kalamazoo Couple (M&A). M (Mrs. Kalamazoo Couple) is a stunning dark haired woman, with long wavy hair, fair complexion, and a rocking body. 

On this Black Friday, they played from 11:30am to almost 7pm that night (with a short dinner break in between). They opted for spa and theater fun at 15th Ave. Theater instead of the $6 solar powered pencil sharpener. And for that, the gathered throngs were thankful

Case in point: Black Friday 1986
The Good Doctor was returning back to Western NY from his medical school's Fall break deep in the midwest. I had been involved in the adult theater scene for a couple of years at this point, and after a very long drive back home decided to drop into a 24/7 adult theater/ABS complex named Good Time Charlie's in Wheatfield, NY. 

It was close to 9pm when I pulled into their expansive parking lot, and it was packed with cars. I paid my meager fee to enter the theater ($6 if I remember right), and let my eyes adjust to the dim theater. The theater was pretty full.

The Former Good Time Charlie's
Wheatfield, NY

The configuration of this theater was a bit unusual: It was 6 rows deep, but at least 20-25 seats across each row. The row at the rear of this space was typically where couples would set up shop. However, a couple that was sitting in the front row near the far side was getting busy. She was young...Probably about my age at the time. Long straight brown hair, curvy, and innocent looking. Her guy was a good ten years older and had the best seat in the house. 

From my vantage point, I could tell that there were two seats next to her that were open. Being a bit frisky after a long and bumpy car ride across 4 states, I walked over and took the seat one away from her. I looked over at her, and she took her left hand, placed it on the seat next to her, and looked up at me. 

I was a young pup, and the spider sense of The Good Doctor was in it's infancy, but I still knew I needed to jump over one seat and next to her. And I am very glad I did... 10 minutes later I was walking wobbly out of the theater, after depositing a huge load of cum down the throat of this nice young lady. 

The Lizardo family had held off Thanksgiving dinner that week until Saturday, after I got back from school. I was thankful that they did that for me, since it had been 3 1/2 months since I left for school. But I was also equally thankful for Good Time Charlie's (long since dispatched from this thing of ours), and that late night visit on Black Friday in 1986. 

Enjoy the day!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! The Black Hat at the Halloween Party @ The Art Cinema in Hartford on 10/25/14

Doc here, a man who some say was taken into an intensive care unit in 2004 for a possible overdose of tryptophan, with a terrific Flash Report from senior reporter The Black Hat.

TBH visited the awesome Art Cinema in Hartford, CT, and has filed this report at The Journal. 

So while you are enjoying your 1st of 17 turkey sandwiches (in the next 7-9 days), enjoy this carnal adventure from The Black Hat.

Take it away, sir...

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Doc,

Saturday evening 10/25, I found myself in Hartford after business in Boston. Knowing that Hartford’s Art Cinema had a Halloween Party planned, and never having been able to attend one of their parties, I knew I had to make it over there.

I arrived around 8PM via taxi (avoiding any parking hassles- street parking only guys), paid my admission fee, said hello to Ernie and entered. It had been more than a year since I had visited the Art, where I usually have gotten myself into some action, tonight the place was going off.

The Art Cinema

I immediately noticed the heavy presence of security (a good thing for the couples). There were about 100 guys on the main floor, one CD and at least three couples engaged in various activities including some with the gallery and some just playing by themselves in front of an audience.

The real action was on the balcony, I went down by the screen to have a better view of the balcony and there had to be 40+ couples up there, some watching, some doing it doggie near the front rail and some guys getting blown by gals up by the rail. A very hot scene and a very vocal.

I bounced around taking in the sights and surveyed a few couples working the floor. There was a very young girl, (may be 22, 23) who had totally immersed herself and given in to whatever pleasure came her way. She was in the first “open” row in view of the balcony (the one separating the two sections of the main floor). She was alternately getting eaten and fucked while sucking and jerking cocks all around her. Very hot.

Another beautiful brunette wearing “wings” had come to the floor with an escort and was searching for something in particular, from the looks of things, it was BBC and she got her lips around a few and put on a good show.

There was activity everywhere and it was a real treat just to be there and watch. I returned to under the balcony to observe the young girl at work and backed up from the pack to release my cock. I got a good rail going and was alternating between watching the show on the floor and making eye contact with some hot gals taking it from behind in the balcony. At one point, a couple on the floor approached me, the husband said I had a nice cock and asked if he could he touch it. I asked if she was going to play as well and she said she was heading back to the balcony. I thanked him for the compliment but declined the offer.

A few more laps around to observe and I left the party at about 10PM. I really enjoyed being there and taking it in. I highly recommend the Art Cinema for couples. From this single guy’s point of view, this was not the optimum environment to get into anything. Couples playing on the floor were mobbed by the guys and although security provided some crowd control (and no offense to Ernie and the great job he and his team are doing), I found them lacking on the crowd control and overzealous at other times enforcing rules.

The single guys were aggressive, perhaps the most aggressive I have seen. And while I can appreciate the drive for action, I can’t excuse douche bag behavior (pushing, shoving, stepping over other people). Candidly, I can still pick up some strange at a bar, for me the rush is the surprise of a couple or single gal connecting with you in the forbidden lair of the theater. Some of these guys, who were of above average looks by the way, acted like they had been at sea for six months (it was really kind of pathetic). Overall though, an A+ night at the Art and congratulations to Ernie on a job well done and thanks to all the couples and ladies for providing the excitement.

I am..

The Black Hat

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Doc here again... Many thanks to The Black Hat for another detailed filled Flash Report. Looking forward to meeting you on your trip into Chicago, if my travel plans don't interfere. 

Stay tuned for the next Black Hat Report, where he stops into see my good friends at The Berlin News Agency. 

Thanks,'

Doc

Updated!!! Tomorrow!!! Stuffit After You Stuff It at The Westwood Private Members Only Club in Toledo @ 8pm

Happy Thanksgiving from The Good Doctor

Flash Report! The Falcon at The Berlin News Agency in NJ on 11/22/14

Doc here, a man who some say can juggle 3 squash and a can of cranberry sauce at select family events, with a great Flash Report from long time contributor, The Falcon.

The Falcon visited my good friends at The Berlin news Agency, and has filed this detailed filled report.  If you like your reports filled with action, then this is your lucky day.

I encourage you to sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this terrific report from The Falcon.

Take it away, sir.

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Dr.-

I was at the BNA on Saturday night.  I got there about 10 PM to find the parking lot almost full.  That looked like a good thing to me.  I went into the store and the attendant told me that I would love to go in the back.  

The Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ

As I entered I saw lots of men and I heard the sound of playing in the back room.  There are four rooms in the back of the theater, and only one was busy.  I worked my way into that room and got to see the seating around the table.  There was no activity on the table but there was some on the seats.  

One lady was giving her man a real hot blow job right at the end of the bench and there were lots of men and one woman watching.  The lady on the other side was getting a little excited and started giving her man a little hand job, but she then went down on him with a real juicy blow job.  She was fully dressed but that was not to last long.  

She was soon out of her clothing and another guy was playing with her ass and pussy with his hand and tongue.  It was quite hot.  While they were playing another couple came in.  This lady was a petite blond and she was allowed to get closer to the playing couples.  They did not get involved except to watch.  These two couples took a break and promised that they would be back.  

Another couple came in and went to one of the back rooms.  The lady was dressed in a hot white mini dress with fishnet panty hose.  Her man was prepared and had both condoms and gloves for the men.  She gave her man a blow job, and then he handed the gloves around and some lucky guys were favored with some nice pussy play.  The couple played this way for about an hour but none of the guys were favored other than the fondling of his lady.

Main Theater
BNA

Another couple came in and went to the table in the rear of the theater and again they were prepared for playing including a pad for her.  She quickly removed her clothes and started blowing her man, who soon started to eat her, she laid on the table and anyone that liked could play with her body and she gave a few guys blow jobs.  This couple played hard for a few minutes and left.  

The first couple came back in and I talked to them this was this lady's first time and she was very nervous.  She and he went into another room and another regular and I acted as guards to keep the men back enough so that she was comfortable.  She took her top off and I saw one of the nicest bodies I have seen in this thing of ours.  Her nipples were always hard.  She did allow both me and the other guy to feel her body, and her man was drained she asked and was allowed to give both the other guy and me a blow job.  She was really good and both of us were happy with our guard duty.  They left shortly after but she promised she would do this again.

Later a black couple came in and while she was also new, she really knew what to do.  She was by far the most active and several of the men in the area were involved with her, as soon as they suited up they were allowed to have sex and blow jobs.  She was sitting in the theater after that session and I found that this was her first time.  She said she had enjoyed herself and was looking forward to another session at BNA.

The last couple was also well prepared.  They moved to the back room and unpacked their gear including a cover for the table and condoms.  They both removed their clothes and started with oral sex together and then to all that would accommodate anyone that was interested.  Many of the men were serviced by both the lady and her escort.   

Time was running out for me and I had to leave about 12:30 am.  This is the second time I have been to BNA in the past month.  The other time was only a few CD taking on all guys, this trip really seemed as if the BNA is back!

Respectfully submitted,

Falcon

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Doc here again...Many thanks to the Falcon for another solid report from the front lines of this thing of ours. 

The Falcon is 100% correct... The Berlin News Agency IS back, and each and every week sees more couples and sexy singles returning to this legendary adult entertainment complex. 

Stay tuned, as in the next couple of days, The Good Doctor and BNA have something we'd like to show you. 

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! Nanner Reports on The Jolar Cinema in San Diego on 11/24/14

Doc here, a man who some say is known more for his keen sense of smell rather his crime fighting skills, with a follow-up Flash Report from the San Diego scene from long-time contributor Nanner.

This time Nanner hit The Jolar Cinema on University Ave. in SD, and he has much to tell. Between two couples and a squad car parked in back of The Jolar, I am sure his "Nanner-senses" were tingling away.

Take it away, sir.

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Doc,

I seem to have a police magnet attached to me somewhere!  I stopped by Jolar last night Monday 11/24 and pulled into the back parking lot to find a SDPD patrol car sitting around back with its flood lights on the cars parked behind the building.  I parked and walked in to find about three couples browsing the tow selections.

Jolar Cinema
San Diego, CA

After a bit I asked the clerk what was up with the police out back and he said they park back there and watch for activity in the back lot, maybe couples playing in cars, etc.  I said "but its on private property", and the clerk agreed the police probably shouldn't be back there.  Anyway the patrol car left after a bit with no incident.

Good news is a few of the couples didn't leave.  Two went back to the theater, and one of the women in the group was absolutely stunning!  Young, in her early 30's I'm guessing, tall, slender, pretty, long hair with tattoos running down an arm. They sat in the front row and watched a little porn.  I sat behind them and soon she was cuddled up to her man, kissing him, and he was working his hand up her skirt and rubbing her pussy.

In no time he had her skirt up around her hips, fingering her, while she was lifting her legs up into the air and writhing in pleasure. By now I had wandered around front to get an amazing view of this woman, her shaved pussy and watching her get pleasured.  She bent over and blew her man, then slid over on top of him and fucked him while sitting on his lap.  I could look right into her crotch and see him in her pussy.  After he was done he continued to finger her until she came.  It was probably one of the hottest scenes I had seen at Jolar.  After she was done they straightened up and went out to their car (in the back lot where the Po-Po had been parked earlier)

The theater had about 7 guys all circled around an watching during the couple's show.  At one point another couple walked in and watched the action for a while, but then left and found a booth.  After couple one was done I found couple two in the booth, but the door was closed ( i presume it was locked but I didn't try it).  I watched them and could tell they were fucking in the booth and she had her pants off because I could see her bare feet and legs under the door.  I watched her legs as she got dressed then the door opened and they walked out.

When I left around 2AM the first coupe was still sitting in their car around back.  They may have been recharging for round two.  If any other reporters were at Jolar later than 2AM last night any update about further action would be appreciated!

Nanner

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Doc here again... Many thanks to Nanner for the San Diego update.  Well done as always, sir. I would recommend keeping one's head on a swivel when visiting any of SD's adult theaters in the near term. 

You know... Just because.

Thanks,

Doc